some like it hot

medusa-babe:

haha im wat u might call “”politically incorrect”” but i prefer the term racist, sexist, babbling manchild

*audience applauds this edgy, groundbreaking comedy*

(via ladyfuzz)

it’s fucking terrifying to see real blood on a real man’s hands

i’ve never been effected by murderers in television shows when they get blood on them, but seeing blood on that guy was fucking terrifying

rotomfrost:

I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK

(via macadamiamiller)

hsimah:

Poor person kills somebody: a “vile product of welfare”

(Assumed) Muslim kills somebody: an “islamist terror attack”

Well off, white male kills somebody: a spontaneous attack by a man believed to be mentally unstable. Must have had some issues. no other motivation.

(via celestialfaun)

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via versacesharingan)

• people on tumblr: exams are so stupid, what we learn in schools is not an accurate measure of our intelligence
• people on tumblr: can't you use the right form of 'there/their/they're'? did you learn nothing in school?

okay i think i’m officially going to make an amazon wishlist so if you follow me and ur rich hmu

oh my god that girl’s tumblr is actually serious oh my god I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE