December 2011
sincopation:
am i the only who hasn’t uninstalled missing e yet?
no one’s uninstalled it omg
I’m looking through pictures of Katy and Russel and omg my heart is BREAKING why am I SO GAY
Anonymous asked: what's a gooch?
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me: mum i need to go boots to get some wax strips
mum: okay if you want wax strips for your eyebrows i suggest you get these ones becau-
me: ………..they’re not…………for my eyebrows……….
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asspillows replied to your post: i bet even if nicolas cage was in a movie called…
But he’d be playing the part of a bad actor so surely that would mean his acting would be spot on?!
woah
i bet even if nicolas cage was in a movie called nicolas cage about nicolas cage, he’d still act the part badly
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Anonymous asked: i just found your old tumblr. how did i get there.
if someone sent me an anon message about one of my friends and saying mean things about them, i’d just delete it and not reply because if you publish it and they see, they’re only going to get upset
Anonymous asked: oh my god brad just have sex with me
me: my mother just died oh my god
david karp: why didnt you uninstall missing e
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how much would it hurt if i waxed my gooch omg i can’t be arsed to shave it
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princessgotrunoverbyareindeer:
i just really love florence + the machine ok
her voice is so soothing
Soothing like an angry harpy
Some people really need to learn how to use makeup omg seriously
where did you learn how to apply make up
clown’s beauty college for the BLIND??????????????????
DAMN SON I JUST PARRED YOU DOWN
did you know if you accidentally miss out the second ‘o’ in ‘resolution’ suddenly, you have a russian name
Resolutin
or what sounds like a potential title to a Cher Lloyd song
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I’m tempted to take a poo at 11:59 tonight
I’ve never pooped round someone else’s house
new year new me
leave 2011 pooping
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who broke my tag
you’re really gay
Jenna Marbles
also known as
Mrs. Gets Her Tits Out and Then Make ‘Quirky’ Videos So People Don’t Think You’re a Slag
I have never once seen some say/write ‘new year, new me’
I’ve only ever seen people taking the piss out of these imaginary people
just completed saints row the third
despite the main storyline being disappointingly short, it was definitely the most fun i’ve had playing a game in a long time, incredibly funny and well made
go buy it etc
me and my mum are about to play scrabble i bet you wish your mum played scrabble with you but she doesn’t because she probably doesn’t love you!!!!!!!!
WE MIGHT PLAY TWISTER AND MONOPOLY AFTERWARADS
GOD FUCKING WOW
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE GREAT
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sachimo:
new years
new tears</3
that’s so sachimo
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Watch
fucking reposter blogs.
bradolf:
shizumusora:
You may call me a bitch but that’s not okay, people create repost blogs all the time and don’t even have ask boxes open.
Did you thought about that people who edited, took pictures put a lot of effort in it? And you just repost it and claim as yours? That’s NOT okay.
I mean, guys, check out these blogs:
here
and here
I saw a lot of stuff by several tumblr users...
fritz’ blog is one of those blogs that’s so good that i don’t mind the fact he’ll never follow me back omg he’s just fab
it’s so much more scandalous when you find out your friend is a lesbian as opposed to when you find out a friend is gay
michele bachmann: i will hate the gays for as long as i breathe
me: hey miche let's see who can hold our breath for the longest
michele bachmann: okay
michele bachmann holds her breath
me: haha miche u just stopped breathing i guess it's time to stop hating the gays!!!!!!!
michele bachmann: i guess ur right well done bradley you have won
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i’m having a twister meal and an oreo krushem from kfc
and i know some people that aren’t
hahahaha
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schmaddy:
oddbrad:
thebulwellkid:
oddbrad:
I’m invited to three new years eve parties
and I know some people that aren’t invited to any
hahaha
why are you such a cunt?
lol who are you
SOMEONE’S spending new years alone
lemunplej:
I have accepted the fact that it’s not butter and I am ready to move on with my life
eximago:
Why sex with men is better pt. 1:
The average depth of a vagina is 3 to 4 inches
The average length of a digestive tract is 30 feet
do you remember that video where that guy got fucked by a horse and the horse went too far in and you heard his anus make a snapping noise and then he died of internal bleeding because he was too embarrassed to admit he fucked a horse
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