I was trying to enjoy the sun after my shower but all I could smell was dog poo, like why did I ever get dogs? All they do is poop in my house, poop in my garden and wee on the beds. If they weren’t cute I’d sell them.

I was trying to enjoy the sun after my shower but all I could smell was dog poo, like why did I ever get dogs? All they do is poop in my house, poop in my garden and wee on the beds. If they weren’t cute I’d sell them.

1 week ago  Notes (6)
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me reading the description of battery packaging

seductively

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omg i’m so retro!!!!!!! i’m ready now and now i have to wait and sit in my own farts until 9

omg i’m so retro!!!!!!!

i’m ready now and now i have to wait and sit in my own farts until 9

2 weeks ago  Notes (15)
excited to be going out + i get to wear this funky as balls t-shirt, too

excited to be going out + i get to wear this funky as balls t-shirt, too

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can’t be bothered to move i am enjoying this webcam software too much

can’t be bothered to move i am enjoying this webcam software too much

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having to straighten my hair so i look presentable so i’m more likely to get a job 2k12

having to straighten my hair so i look presentable so i’m more likely to get a job 2k12

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favourite picture of me ever

favourite picture of me ever

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LOOK HOW TAN I AM EVEN IF IT’S FAKE AND ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT

LOOK HOW TAN I AM EVEN IF IT’S FAKE AND ONLY FOR ONE NIGHT

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